I thought about calling this "The Diary of Ann and Frank" but decided against it. I want to thank Craig C. for sending the story this little bit of nonsense is based on.
His and Hers
She wrote down in her diary, “My husband’s acting funny.
He didn’t talk thru dinner. I think it might be money.
But when I quizzed him all he said was nothing is the matter.
Driving home we didn’t have the normal sort of patter
so I asked him if he’s mad about some thing that I have done.
I told him that I loved him and that he’s the only one.
But he seemed to ignore me. I don’t know if he heard
cause he just kept on driving and didn’t say a word.
When we got home, he watched TV and didn’t say a peep
So I got up and went to bed and cried myself to sleep.”
He wrote in his journal, “I feel like such a nut.
There’s no way in the world I should have missed a 2 foot putt.”
Jeff Hildebrandt © Feb. 6, 2013