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Tuesday, March 5, 2013

The Marriage Seminar

I hear a lot of commercials for Marriage Enrichment weekends. I wonder, have you ever been to one? Those commercials, coupled with a Cowboy Wisdon posting started me thinking about paying more attention at home.

The Marriage Seminar

Communication is the key to maintaining wedded bliss.
So, you must pay attention or you might end up like this.

She took him to a seminar for marriage life enriching.
Entranced, she leaned up in her chair while he just sat there twitching.
Then the leader asked a question and he dropped his coffee cup.
He was sure he knew the answer. He was asked to please stand up
and name her favorite flower. She thought, this’ll be a shocker.
But, proudly, he proclaimed to all, “I’m sure it’s Betty Crocker.”

Jeff Hildebrandt © March 5, 2013

2 comments:

  1. Good one! Yep I've been with John over twenty years and he still doesn't know I don't eat ketchup on everything like he does.

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  2. I adore this one! Very humorous and true to life.

    I hope all is well in your world. Hard to believe you haven't posted in 10 months. Please consider joining me in the April A-Z Challenge this year. It would be a wonderful way to let others find your witty, touching,poetry.

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