A pre-Valentine quicky.
When Reality sets in
When they got back from their honeymoon
the bride called mom in tears
and said her husband’s language
is the worst she’s heard in years.
“He’s using those 4 letter words,”
she said, “I can’t adjust.”
“Words like what,” her mother asked?
Words like Wash, and Iron and Dust.
Jeff Hildebrandt © 2/13/12