“I’m telling you”, grinned Pete Purdue,
“my Paula’s so dern cute.
Blue eyes, blond hair, with charm to spare
and humorous, to boot.”
Well, there must be more than what I’ve seen
to this waitress at the dairy queen
so I proceed to ask him to explain
precisely what this Paula did
to make him act like such a kid
and the reason for his rapture soon was plain.
He said she called him late last night
to say she’s in an awful plight
Her brand new jigsaw puzzle is a mess
He thought that she was gonna cry
so he got dressed and drove on by.
What happened next I‘m sure you probably guessed
She’s just as charming as can be.
in cowgirl t-shirt and her argyle socks.
He saw the problem right away
and told her he’d be glad to stay
and help her put the corn flakes in the box
Jeff Hildebrandt © 2005