This is just for fun. Something light to help you get thru the week. Remember the movie, The Full Monty? Sure you do. Remember the song at the end that they danced to, "Leave your hat on"? Tom Jones version? Sure you do. Well, I toyed with that for a while and this is what I came up with. Oh, before you read it, you can put your hat on.....
THE FULL WADDIE
That Cowboy took off his coat,
and he set down his tote.
Then he took off his spurs,
set his boots next to hers.
She said “Now, take off your vest,
while I take off my dress
but, baby, leave your hat on”.
Then she told him perhaps,
he should remove those chaps.
Next to go is the shirt,
its just covered with dirt
and those jeans have to go,
“Take your time dear, go slow.”
She’s got him down to his briefs.
She said, “Wow, that’s a relief.
Darlin’ what I propose
is that you go wash those clothes.
But you can leave your hat on.”
Jeff Hildebrandt copyright 2005