“I’m telling you”, grinned Pete Purdue, 
“My Paula’s so dern cute.   
Blue eyes, blond hair, with charm to spare
and humorous, to boot.”        
Well, there must be more than what I’ve seen 
to this waitress at the Dairy Queen
so I proceed to ask him to explain      
precisely what this Paula did 
to make him act like such a kid.    
And the reason for his rapture soon was plain.     
He said she called him late last night
to say she’s in an awful plight   
Her brand new jigsaw puzzle is a mess.     
He thought that she was gonna cry 
so he got dressed and drove on by.   
What happened next I‘m sure you probably guessed    
She’s just as charming as can be.  
Tousled femininity     
in cowgirl t-shirt and her argyle socks.     
He saw the problem right away 
and told her he’d be glad to stay    
and help her put the corn flakes in the box    
Jeff Hildebrandt © 2005
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